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BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'



Next Father approaches Bill Gates.



Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

Presiden t: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your
attitude
should be positive

What is Marketing?


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing



You're at a party with a bunch of friends a nd see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's
very
rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a
ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry
you.'

That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback

Camp souvenir sample

hey peeps i needs ur comments on the souvenir i'm making..its for my kajang camp's souvenir for all the campers and some of the speakers..i'll explain how it looks like by the pics below:

well here's the steel holder..it gonna b used to hold a card and a rock will b glued to the bottom part to make it stand up..

here is how it looks when it has a card on top of it

tadaaa,tis is how the whole souvenir looks like,only that i replace the rock with my pc mouse instead for the moment..couldnt find a rock immediately,haha..but the rock size should b around that size of my mouse..


so what do u all think?all comments r welcome,n plz do write the comments on tis blog post not in the chat box..plz n thx ^^

A day of mine

Planned to go college in the morning,but mana tau watashi over slept...supposely had to send my auntie to shah alam sec 17 bus station..i woke up at 11.30am,check the time on my hp n i go:"shit~!!i had to send my auntie to bus station" went downstairs to check n she's not home d..well probably dad sent her off..

my earlier plan was go college to study after sending my aunt,but...bleh..lazy lah..then go down mkn,play a game of dota wit my bro then my mum came back..then gotta stop *she nags alot when its exam season* so i off the com =(

went back to sleep after tat...wake up,then sleep,then wake up again,then sleep...few times la..till bout 5pm..my mum got me frighten..she dare wit me the cane..rofl..then i totally woke up..haha..

then went to play bb wit seh ming a while..yup,its juz 2 of us..its damm hard to kumpul ppl at last second..juz went there to shoot some ball tho then raining d.. =.= pretty annoying,rain non stop when we wanna play bb..

as usual,its wed,so gotta send sis to ballet..went to watch 'IGOR' wit a fren of mine..quite funny..its bout tis guy who's a hunch back who wants to b a evil scientist..lol..its pretty funny movie tho..worth to watch i guess..then go to arcade with her..played quite a few of the stupid games..we played something like zuma deluxe,damm funny..haha...play bb as well then went back home cuz its late.. ^^

~Farewell cheers for kai yee~

Tis blog post gonna b everything bout kai yee..lol..1st of 1st,i gotta apologize to seh ming cuz he's been waiting for him mum's(kai yee) pics..well basicly she's a fren of mine that i know since primary,sit same bus(p/s:auntie yup's driving is deadly >.< ) ,yumcha wit her quite often..bla bla bla n so on..and she's gonna leave my s.a gangs for quite a while,she is going china for internship..only coming back on christmas...quite a long duration...gotta miss her alot for a month T.T

few days before her flight,our s.a gang went to Mc'd near ssaas(my 2ndary skul)..its been a while since that many of us meet up together..she was playing on my phone,n i didnt noticed she cam whored with it..lol

top:adrian
below:kai yee,me,long(with his gay hand posture),yi hong..lol

wee another cam whore xD

yi hong face damm bossy betul lah..dunno how to smile meh

was in Bukit Tinggi jusco greenbox with few of our gangs..a camp whore pic of me n kai yee ^^

from left:Long,me,yi hong(kai yee's bf),jimmy

jimmy thinking:"what the heck was that in that bowl of smash potatoes of mine?"

and suddenly long jump up on jimmy n goes:"ahah jimmy~where have u been,i been missing u *muaks muaks*

and jimmy shouting in terror:"nuuuu,there goes my 1st kiss"

long seems like a lil drunk while drinking pepsi O.o

at last,a pic of everyone..wth wit that terror in long's face??lol

a last second of photo memories with her b4 she checks in..
there goes my gurl T.T gonna miss her for quite a bit

Trip for the needies

last sunday,SABS(shah alam buddhist society) organized a trip to a rumah kanak-kanak kurang upaya which is located somewhere around port klang..the age distribution there r from kids of age 2 to some r already 30 years old..which is real old >.< sabs donated lots of foods and cash as well..the center was kinda poor cuz they're supporting around 70 ppl who's having disabilities,n the cost is quite high *i forgotten the figure,but its around 12k per month*

anyway here's some pic below,i'm too tired to write a long post bout it right now >.<

ah kok leading the singing to the kids xD

ah kok n ming han with the guitar..i was supposingly to play my guitar as well,but somehow i didnt bring my capo(its a tool to make ur guitar sounds higher pitch) so owh well,didnt had to chance to perform xD

look at the happy face of his ^^

their smiles r alwez the purest,there's ntg hiding behind it..smile nowdays in the society r mostly covered with a mask

tat dude tries to clap,but somehow he's having a lil difficulty on tat..poor thing >.<
we called him Mr. Comb,cuz he's alwez holding tat comb of his n a bottle of gel..tho he's only having like real short hair..he cant really speaks well,he could only make out some sounds n we had to guess what he's trying to tell..but we could c he's a real happy guy..wish the true world doesnt have to hide our feelings n put on a mask

tat guy was on the wheel chair since he cant walk due to some prob with his leg,but he's having fun with us while we're singing n he claps all the way when we're singing .

uncle chan went for a dance with those peeps xD

A true kind hearted auntie,she carries that kid from the inside the house since the kid cant really move alot..not many there dares to touches the kids,i dunno what's so fearful bout them..kids nowdays..haiz.

A real warm big hug for meng han from 1 of the kids there ^^

yeey~!!peace out guys!!
its time to go home ^^ meng han posing pulak..haha..those its only bout 2 hours time of interaction with the kids,but we used all the time we could to interact with them to da max~! xD
after we reached SABS,the kids force ah kok teacher to belanje them makan mc'd...poor teacher..but he's probably gonna claim as outing expenses from the society..haha..its been a while since i seen tat many burgers @.@
14 peeps including ah kok teacher,me n all others r kids..7 set in total,4 fillet-O-fish,10 Mc chicken..n 7 fries WooT~! yummy ^^

headache

i was supposely to post bout me going to some rumah kanak-kanak kurang upaya place,but i'm having a major headache now..been on the com almost the whole day...thx to dota,i'm addicted again..lol...anyway i'll put on the post prolly by 2molo..so...ja na guys xD

ruined day

I dunno wat's happening in the world,everything seems wrong to me today...everything gets in my way today..

1st : cant study in school,due to some problem... *hate distraction*
basicly all i did was do a lil hw,sleep,wake up play 'chor dai di',then sleep again..then go back

2nd: fuking net
when i gets home,was expecting to get a smooth net mana tau the cibai streamyx keep dc me off..while playing dota,dced me few rounds..

3rd: fuking asshole pengecut
n if u wants to play dota,n u got pawned early...dont leave..if u plans to leave,juz dont play the fuking game u bitches..

4th: The rain
i thought of after such long day,maybe i can relax myself a bit my playing basketball..mana tau RAIN pulak~!!arggh..i'm juz fuking pissed off right now..ntg went well

Dzu Yi's B'day

Me,seh ming n jaya rekha was studying in mc'd for almost half the day,supposedly to go reach at 2pm,mana tau i mandi n all 3pm only sampai..study till 5.30 then we went home,brain cant absorb anymore..me n sm went play bb for bout 1 hour+ ...then at nite another round study group bout 8.45pm..

study-study till bout 10.30pm suddenly jaya told us its dzu yi's b'day after 12am passes,so we planned a supprise party for her..not really a big party anyway,we bought her mc'd fillet O fish for her,since jaya says she likes tat..haha..while sm start sms our s.a gangs c who's available to join us for the b'day surprise parade..then we terus leave mc'd at 11pm n start hunting for b'day candles,its freaking hard to find~!sm was the one who drives us everywhere to find tat damn candle..from 7-Eleven to petrol stations,petrol stations to those shops...its damn hard to find it...at last~!i got the damn candle from 1 of the shops,n i had to run down dunno how many times for tat..took us bout 30 min juz for tat candle >:(

well all the effort was worth paid off when sm start calling dzu yi out of her house..we asked sm to prank her by saying

sm say:"dzu yi come out of ur house now,i'm in front of ur house,i got something to confess"

..mana tau tat sm cut short those sentence jadi

sm says:"wei dzu yi,come out now i'm outside ur house,got something to tell u"..

n dzu yi goes like

dzu yi:" huh?wat come out??y ur outside my house"

when she cames out her gate,n we start singing happy b'day song for her...she was touched i guess,but no tears..lol..we chit chat for bout 1 hour n left her place at 1am..anyway here's some pics

there goes dzu yi's fillet O fish with lots of extra ingredient (the candle wax) ..it does looks nice anyway,wit the candle sengek here n there..lol

tat looks better now without the candles..hurm the wax does makes the burger more colourful =)

izzat trying to pick out those wax for dzu yi ^^

there u go dzu yi,now u could bite ur burger off

adrian n jaya staring dzu yi's burger like semacam je..LOL

there's goes our lil camp fire..it was dark outside dzu yi's place so jaya start to burn stuff..n there goes the burger box..

i juz luv to snap pic of flames xD

HyPerNeSS

Well as usual i gotta go kajang for my upcoming camp meeting,the camp is gettin really nearer n nearer >.<>.< n exam is really near,not sure if i could put enough attention for the camp..anyway i had Mc'D on friday for dinner n supper,getting sick of it soon..prolly i wouldnt eat them anymore soon..lol..me n chun sien shared a set for supper cuz all of us r really full,cant eat much..anyway here's a pic below of the new set..
weee my double mc'chicken burger...shared it wit chun sien *drools* i'm hungry by lookin at the pic now >.< the green fizz or something..dun remember wat its called..nice wei,too bad tat we couldnt refill tat..

came back from kajang n my s.a gang ajak me for bb session at teo's place in KK..kononnye playing basketball but the true plan behind it is teo wanna celebrate a belated b'day for adrian...we were watching some stupid funny movie called 'littleman',damm hillarious...here's some pics again of wat happened at her place XD
Baahh~!!teo came out wit the cake,n ad blowing da candles..
teo's been too hungry,she cant wait till the cake is cut so she's gonna chew the candle 1st
there u go teo,u got ur cake..now u wouldnt need to eat da candle
tis ad posing wit my phone,i've no idea when he took my phone n snapped tis pic in..lol
jimmy says he's jealous cuz ad only feed teo,so now jimmy getting his too..c jimmy face like crying d,prolly he's too terharu tat adrian feeding him the cakes..lol

T5 mates

Had last day of edc/efc on wed..for ur info,edc/efc is like a 3 days of revision class for each sub..t5's revision session on the mon-wed,n the last day was really boring..mr bill aint teaching serious for tat *it doesnt seems like a revision class for me* n cuz its been kinda boring,so those dudes n class decided to entertain themself..n look wat they did :-

playing poker in class,since mr bill being too kind with them..c amir face(3rd from left) damm stress...he muz be saying:"aiya,no 'di' "...cuz those guys r playing 'chor dai di'

there's goes mr shittie..peeps in my class luv them,those guys r fight over it to get a hug..lol

tat's jin huat wit mr shittie again..he malu wanna smile to the cam.. *we actually have camera serounding him to snap his pic,all failed >.< *
another poser with shittie..* dunno her name >.< *

0.o there goes mr shittie n his son..lol

pic snapped for memory,all guys of t5 (there's another group's tat joined our class)


At last,i doesnt have any edc/efc class anymore so i could relax a few more days b4 i start 'nerding' again..anyway went badminton with 4 other t5 group mate..those ppl r freaking late,we promised to start playing at 2pm,n i told them i will be late cuz sending sis to skul..mana tau i reach 1st bout 2.15pm then i went up to book the court from 2.30pm-4.30pm..

those ppl came freaking late,3.15pm only come..i sit at the dumm court alone for 45 min~!!!thx alot,malaysian alwez had 'good' sense of time..i was freaking pissed at 1st,but somehow their laugher smoothen me down..i cooled down,i dunno y..i juz cant get angry at those guys with their laughing sound..


the court was really nice,the floor aint wood,its like some rubber..uber nice wei..the management maintain it quite nice..tho its a lil hot in there,i feel like i'm in a sauna..
tat's mei xian,she sprin her ankle n she's yelling very pain..i tried to push her leg to ease the pain a lil,mana tau i kena smack freaking hard.. lesson of the day: try to wear some protective armor when ur gonna do tat next time..